By John Filbeck
OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. – OKC police are calling the thieves “pooch pirates” as 2 four-legged cooks pulled off a paws and grab heist in broad daylight this week.
The crime was caught on camera as the two “suspects” made off with their prize.
OKC police detailed the crime in a social media post…
Pooch Pirate Alert
Who let the dogs out….and onto your porch?!
Suspects: two four-legged masterminds pulling off a paws and grab heist in broad daylight. Evidence shows clear intent, flawless teamwork, and zero remorse—just pure tail-wagging confidence.
They dragged the evidence off-site like pros, but we were able to recover the goods. It wasn’t “Kibble & Bits”, just drill bits! These thieves were no bark, all bite! If you recognize these fur-ocious felons give them a doggy biscuit.
Charges pending: Conspiracy to Commit Snack Theft, Paw-sitively Impersonating Master Thieves, and Being Fur-ociously Adorable.
Stay vigilant, OKC—your packages aren’t safe from these good boys gone bad! 
You can see the video below…
